johndarnielle:

chipsandbeermag:

Warning Signs of Satanic Behavior. Training video for police, 1990

the perfect photoset

deviant-danni:

I’ve been laughing at this for twenty years

deviant-danni:

I’ve been laughing at this for twenty years

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alexbluebonnets:

Holy shit.

alexbluebonnets:

Holy shit.

500daysofeffyou:

SpongeBob, where’s my order?

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Did you look under the tray?

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Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.

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greatjaggi:

yanahma:

greatjaggi:

What the fuck is the “super” in superwholock supposed to represent

Sigh. Look at this plebian. Lets get this cleared up once and for all:

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"Super" = Superbad

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"Who" = The Hoobs

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"Lock" = John Locke from Lost

Now can we please never have a misunderstanding about this again

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Well im glad that’s cleared up

qenitals:

shopping carts in random places make me sad

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there is nothing for you there friend

mrsdwightkschrute:

realest shit ever.

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scenicroutes:

micheledesanta:

jacksonolantern:

chickensandwich:

pizzaforpresident:

i hate when people call their grandparents weird names instead of grandma and grandpa like babooshka or salami

i’m telling grandpa salami that you were talking shit

this is some white nonsense 

y’all know that different languages exist right

"weird names for grandparents, like babooshka"

so, like, literally, the russian word for “grandmother”

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brigwife:

hotsuburbandad:

tourettes:

why do people say innocent animal do guilty animals even exist 

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