cute-sexual:

if I start a sentence with “dude” you better listen up because it’s gonna be important

(Source: journieuniverse)

jetbag:

hey what do you call someone who has had sex with a lot of people

their name

(Source: whatafuckinfamilypicture)

notquiteshakespeare:

truelladeville:

theblogchoseme:

truelladeville:

I wanna see pictures of your lowest moment from 2013 go

I was in a Toy Story play.

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And I loved it.

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You’re an inspiration to us all

please explain how this was your lowest point

ruinedchildhood:

when you say “bless you” to someone before they actually sneeze

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webcamliam:

taylorswift:

Taylor Swift is officially on Tumblr!
~Taylor Nation

webcamliam:

taylorswift:

Taylor Swift is officially on Tumblr!

~Taylor Nation

crabbyjammies:

gymnosofi:

mypatientvessel:

Dude.

My dad was telling me about these girls at his old college who invented a nail polish that paints on clear, and if you stir your drink with your finger with the nail polish on, it will react with the “Date Rape” drug and turn red.

Dude. It’s genius.

http://www.2lovemylips.co.uk/

I saw this before and didn’t reblog it because it didn’t have anything to say how but now that there is a link saying how I wil reblog it.

(Source: barack-obottm)

akiiha:

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 I really love Limbo and Levi and thought it would be cool to do a Shingeki no Kyojin crossover with it. That is not titan!eren’s foot to the right 

akiiha:

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 I really love Limbo and Levi and thought it would be cool to do a Shingeki no Kyojin crossover with it. That is not titan!eren’s foot to the right 

(Source: remember-i-l0ved-u)